(Boats N' Hoes
Boats N' Hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes! )
The Nina (Oh), the Pinta (Oh), the Santa Maria
I'll do you on the Bottom While you drink a Sangria
Nachos, Lemonheads, my dad's boat
You wont go down cuz my dick can float
We sail around the world and go port to port
Everytime I cum I produce a quart
Pull up the anchor cuz we're leaving dry land, get below deck with a dick in your hand
(Boats N' Hoes
Boats and Hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes! )
Deadliest catch, without the crabs
We're almost out of gas,
Call the Arabs!
I'm a pussy pirate my name is Jack Sparrow
I'll take off my pants she can see my flesh arrow
Make sure to wax
Use your mom's Nair
You'll be amazed when I cum in your hair