We sat and decided as the seaons collided
That our love was fairly utopian
If it wasn't for my pills, my psychiatric bills
And your unreliable fallopian
Then I guess wed be fine
Embraced on cloud 9
Emotionally impossible to sever
You turn around quickly andever so sickly
I tell you I'd love you forever
If only you'd give me my Lev Yashin poster back
Six months ago I returned your brown anorak
But you keep forgetting
And it's far too upsetting
So baby Ferenc Puskas to you, to you
Baby Ferenc Puskas to you
You know it's a shame
But were never the same
On account of your stupid amnesia
Through teardrops I stare
At the wall it's now bare
And I reach for the milk of magnesia
And I'll die on the floor
And leave a note on the door
Saying 'this ape has just left Gibraltar'
And in hell it will rain
And I'll say once again
That I'd stand next to you at the altar
If only you'd give me my Lev Yashin poster back
Six months ago I returned your brown anorak
But you keep forgetting
And it's far too upsetting
So baby Ferenc Puskas to you, to you
Baby Ferenc Puskas to you
With boots on
