Vs 1:
Puking in a gutter on Broadway
You shouldn’t mix Jack with cabernet
I danced on a pole, somebody told me
Kissed a guy I didn’t know, it’s the same ole story
I was singing karaoke with my girlfriends
Then I guess the double shots got outta hand
Got a little loopy, after smoking a doobie
Snuck into a jacuzzi, might’ve showed off my booty
Pre:
I’m not sure what happened next,
But now I got one call collect…please connect
Chorus:
Yeah, I’ll take the blame, I’m sorry Mama
I committed the crime, caused a little bit of drama
Drank too much, got out of line
I ain’t ashamed, I had a dang good time
At the bar,(bar) I took it too far
Lost my mind and my credit card
Partied just a little too hard….
Yeah I’m guilty…Guilty as charged.
Vs 2 :
I smelled like hell in the drunk tank
I had Mr. T for a cellmate
Staring at my brand new horseshoe tattoo
Must’ve been before I blew that .2
Pre:
I could blame my friends for getting me hammered
But I realized sittin’ in the slammer
Chorus:
I should take the blame, I’m sorry Mama
I committed the crime, caused a little bit of drama
Drank too much, Got out of line
I ain’t ashamed, I had a dang good time…
At the bar,(bar) I took it too far
Lost my mind and my credit card
Partied just a little too hard….
Yeah I’m guilty…Guilty as charged
Bridge:
If you’re gonna pay the price, ya gotta have fun
You roll the dice, ya win some you lose some
Chorus:
Yeah, I’ll take the blame, I’m sorry Mama
I committed the crime, caused a little bit of drama
Drank too much, Got out of line
I ain’t ashamed, I had a dang good time
At the bar,(bar) I took it too far
Lost my mind and my credit card
Partied just a little too hard….
Yeah I’m guilty…Guilty as charged.
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