[Chorus:] I want to give you all of my foot long
Cop without a gun
Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun
Vacation without sun
That's what she told me
She sees right through me
So I guess there'll be no you
I'm told my shallowness runs deep
You work the drive thru
Don't need a guy like you
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You ain't no heartthrob
'cause not just anyone will do
She said I've seen your band
You'd better hold on to your job
You guys ain't got a chance
But now I'm begging you to sing
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That's what she told me so I guess there'll be no you
