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The Ballad Of Chameleon Leather Shoes Lyrics

Greg & The Matador – The Ballad Of Chameleon Leather Shoes Lyrics

Verse 1
In fleeting moments of this song the world will hear
Of three eccentric friends and ill-conceived ideas
Yeah Jerry, Kramer, George - in comedy so rare
Shoes from chameleon hides to match all clothes we wear

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To celebrate the time of our lives

Verse 2
Yeah Jerry’s girl had plans to walk at Fashion Week
And Morty, Jerry’s Dad - conceived her shoes so chic
But pygmy conflicts with tribes who sell the hides
And Bangkok Mafia bribes would make their profits dive

Nine years of Seinfeld episodes in syndicate archives
To celebrate the time of our lives

Bridge
They found some defects that would seal the shoes ill-fate
In fake chameleon hides that came from Fed-Ex freight
Chameleon leather can’t tell outfits from the floor
And Jerry’s girlfriend can’t tell rug from heels she wore

Verse 3
She flew off the raised runway way out past the second row
The romance flamed out when she broke her pinky toe
Now Neumann, Uncle Leo -- Kenny Bania too
Endlessly torment the boys in this fictitious show

Nine years of Seinfeld episodes in syndicate archives
To celebrate the time of our lives

Oh Jerry, George and Kramer too - with logic gone so wrong
In this fake segment written for this song
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