Tina:
A buh-buh buh buh-buh
(A buh-buh buh buh-buh)
You went to school to learn, girl
Things you never, never knew before...
Kurt:
Like I before E except after C...
Tina:
And why 2 plus 2 makes four
Now now now, I'm gonna teach you...
(Teach you, teach you)
All about love, dear...
(All about love)
Mike:
Sit yourself down, and take a seat
All you gotta do is repeat after me.
Chorus:
Everyone: abc
Tina: Easy as...
Everyone: 123
Tina: Or simple as...
Everyone: Do re mi
Tina: abc, 123, baby, you and me girl
Everyone: abc
Tina: Easy as...
Everyone: 123
Tina: As simple as...
Everyone: Do re mi
Tina: abc, 123, baby, you and me girl
(Ah ah, a little bit)
Tina:
Come on, let me love you just a little bit
(Teach, teach sing it out)
Come on, come one, come on
Let me show you what it's all about!
Quinn:
Reading, writing and arithmetic
Are the branches of the learning tree
Mike:
Well listen, without the roots of love let me tell you, girl
Kurt:
Your education ain't complete
Tina:
T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you
(Show you, show you)
How to get an A
(Na, na, na, na, na)
Mike:
Spell "me" "you" "attitude"
Listen to me baby, that's all you gotta do.
Chorus:
Everyone: abc
Tina: Easy as...
Everyone: 123
Tina: Or simple as...
Everyone: Do re mi
Tina: abc, 123, baby, you and me girl
Tina:
Abc is easy, as like counting up to three,
Sing a simple melody
That's how easy love can be,
Sing a simple melody
One, two, three you and me
(Aaah, yeah!)
Kurt:
Sit down girl!
I think I love you
Mike:
No, get up girl,
Show me what you can do!
Tina & Mike:
Shake it Shake it baby come on now
Tina:
Shake it shake it baby
One, two, three baby oo ooh
That's how easy love can be
Tina:
Abc is easy, as like counting up to three,
Sing a simple melody
That's how easy love can be.
Mike:
Now I'm gonna teach you how to sing it out, sing it out.
Tina:
Oh, oh oh baby.
Everyone:
Abc is easy, as like counting up to three,
Sing a simple melody
That's how easy love can be.
Mike:
Now I'm gonna teach you how to sing it out, sing it out.
Everyone:
Easy as 1, 2, 3!