Verse 1
Wonderful body,
Beautiful face,
But a voice like a chain saw,
Somewhat out of place.
You're minding your business,
In a pub on your own,
She sits down beside you,
And asks you when you're going to take her home.
Bridge 1
She's crossing her legs,
She's flashing her thighs,
And all the time,
She's giving you the eye,
But what can you do,
How can you refuse,
If she just keeps her trap shut,
You've nothing to lose.
Chorus
And you wake up once more to find that you’re only dreaming,
And your wife's lying there beside you like before,
How do you explain when you were really screaming, "Ecstasy!".
You were just in the middle of having a bad dream?
Verse 2
You're in the Bahamas,
Lying on the beach,
A pina colada,
Well within your reach.
See her coming to you,
She sits and takes your hand,
She lies down beside you,
Her body golden on the burning sand.
Bridge 2
She kisses your cheek,
You need a stiff drink,
But most of all,
You need time to think,
You know in your heart,
That it's only a dream,
And you know that the woman,
Is not what she seems to be.
Bridge and Chorus repeat