Top 40:
[Kim and Julie]
Pop singer makes me week in the knees
With his catchy riffs and sweet harmonies
When he sings, ooh baby please, I wanna,
Sink my teeth into his melodies
Chorus:
[He's a top 40 tease
Top 40 sleaze
He's a top 40 tease
Top 40 cheese
He's a top 40 tease
Top 40 sleaze
He whispers secrets,
Just for me to hear
Fake competence is meant
For just my ears
Sly references meant
For just my ears
Nobody understands me,
Quite like you do
You're the only one
I ever knew
He would love me,
I can tell
Cause he is deeper,
Than any well
Radio helped him,
Cast a spell
And now, I would follow him
Straight to Hell
[Chorus:]
Won't you stop, Don't you stop,
Teasin' me?