"You There, With The Hard On!" Lyrics

Howard: You, you there with the hard on!
Fz: With the hard on the little napkin in the small pocket mirror, would you please rise. ..
Mark: Brian Hyland, ladies and gentlemen!
Howard: Sit down, Aynsley! Not you
?: Shut up!
Fz: Ready?
Mark: Yes
Fz: Quick! Before these people [beware]