In the beginning was the hype,
The loud fanfare as I grabbed the mic.
Don't quit your day job or your paper route.
Suckah M. C. 's stepped with no clout,
Fantastic and so spastic,
That's the kind of hype that could clear this room.
Dope drop rhymes like sonic booms,
I got the hype so big, it's stacked so high,
Other M. C. 's just stand and cry.
We drop dope rhymes like sonic booms,
Brad slapped your Mama, your Mama asked "why?"
Implausible, impossible,
When Brad says "hype", you do or die.
That's the kind of hype that could clear this room.
Call all your people in Hollywood and Nashville.
The packaging is nice,
We're building it to sell,
It's one in a million, in fact we broke the die,
It's all of the hype that your money can buy.
It's the fattest rhymes, it's the biggest hype,
This song is good, don't ask me why,
It's all of the hype that your money can buy.
My name is Reese, don't call me Mike.
Falsified, unjustified,
Drop dope rhymes like sonic booms,
That's the kind of hype that could clear this room.
It's so wrong, so far from true, in secret, I'm just like you
