[Music by: T. Wulff, Stewart]
Strapped on the table, prepared for gore
Must complete my ghoulish chore
Below the crypt, beneath the tomb
Cremation stench fills the room
Skin is seared, brains pulsate
Parts melt off, on the tray
Flesh burns, innards boil
Your turn is next, prepare the foil
Into the furnace
Into the oven
Cremation's now complete
Remove the steaming sheet
Strapped on the table, prepared for gore
Must complete my ghoulish chore
Below the crypt, beneath the tomb
Cremation stench fills the room
Skin is seared, brains pulsate
Parts melt off, on the tray
Flesh burns, innards boil
Your turn is next, we're out of oil