Out in the hallway
I said, "Hello.
The dance is this Friday.
Do you wanna go?"
"Probably not,"
She promptly replied.
"but kudos for asking.
You're such a nice guy."
Yeah. I shoulda known
I'd end up at home
Watchin' my STAR WARS box trilogy,
But here is the truth:
If she only knew
That I've got a secret she'd never believe.
[?] doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland,
And she'll never know that
We could take over the world
With cyborg, robot, squirrels.
With cyborg, robot, squirrels.
Down in the basement
I wish she could see
The monkeys I've altered
Genetically
And all of my plans to make a home on the moon.
It's not quite completed,
But it's coming soon.
When I'll fall asleep
I'll add to the stream
Of candlelit dates in the laboratory
And when I'm awake
It's hard to concentrate
On the assembly of my robot army.
doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland,
And she'll never know that
We could take over the world
With cyborg, robot, squirrels.
With cyborg, robot, squirrels.
I worked up the nerve
To [?come/go?] to the dance.
There's no reason I couldn't give it a chance.
I walked through the door
And what should I see,
But it was starin' back at me.
(And she said,
"I've a mad professor
With a bottle nosed dolphin I can name Sylvester.
that's the kind of thing your into, I'm your girl.")
'Cause I've been lookin' for an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland,
And now that I've found you,
We can take over the world
With cyborg, robot, squirrels.
With cyborg, robot, squirrels.
