After a couple-a drinks
I started hearin things
Search around in the grass to see what it was
A familiar tune, I had to find it before everyone thought I was losin it
You are a piece of plastic
You are a piece of plastic
It was a piece of plastic
Plas-tic
I asked my friends to come and help me
They confirmed that I wasn't goin cray-zay
Was the travel that made us
Confused and baffled
And in the end we found out what it was
You are a piece of plastic
You are a piece of plastic
It was a piece of plastic
Plas-tic
You are a piece of plastic
You are a piece of plastic
It was a piece of plastic
Plas-tic