My tractor broke down just the other day
Parts cost a ton but they’re on the way
My wife took off with my ex best friend today
So, now I’m go’in to the beach and right away
Stopped at a surf shop along the way
Thought I’d give it a try today
Picked me up a cammo-colored board and paid
Cause I’m still country every single day
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Now, I’m sit’in on my new board
Chase’in the waves and fight’in the hordes
I’m splash’in and thrash’in
Not yet drown’in
Try’in to stand as the waves keep pound’in
And my boots ain’t gripp’in
Cause I just keep slipp’in
Off the squirrely board
Way, way too far from shore
Cause I’m surf’in with my boots on
I’m paddl’in hard to catch a wave
As the locals’ yell “hey you, get out of the way”
I’m struggl’in to get up on just one knee
But I keep sliding off, into the foamy sea
Repeat Chorus:
Yeah, I’m work’in hard to paddle my board
Try’in to catch just one wave, my reward
I’m splash’in and thrash’in
Not quite drown’in
Try’in to stand as the locals keep shout’in
And my boots ain’t gripp’in
Cause I just keep slipp’in
Off my cammo board
My leash stretched out like a rubber cord
Cause I’m surf’in with my boots on
I catch a wave and stand up, finally
I catch another wave a tear it up entirely
I’m a country boy until the day I die
Driving my tractor and surfing, banzai!
Repeat Chorus:
Yeah, I’m ride’in on my new board
Shouts of “finally” erupt from the hordes
And I’m blast’in and slash’in
Another wave I’m catch’in
Cutting back and snatch’in righteous air
Having a ball laughing and shout’in
And my boots are gripp’in
Cause my feet ain’t slipp’in
Off my gnarly cammo board
Not caring about my wife anymore
Cause I’ll always surf with my Dingo’s on
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