Modern things are like masturbation
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a damn
When you're touching me with a finger
But you probably asked for more head, yeah
What will it take to get you off my back
You're not a parasite, you're on fucking crack
I just wanna go skate with my friends
So why don't you get lost and please get faded
We weren't born to lose
But baby, we still do
'Cause there's so much fucking shit to deal with and I quit
So give me another beer
We're gonna drink until the sun comes up or at least till there's no beer
And hopefully God will find us, and forgive us for these stupid things