Put on your sheets and wreaths...
Follow in the footsteps of Caligula.
Study the logic of Fatso Nero...
Wine, women and song.
''cause it's a modern day...
Roman empire.
Where girls hone all the boys,
Diseases passed around like a game of...
Tag--and now you're in it!
Chorus:
It's a modern day Romanhood.
You're not the first to be no good.
You'll never know what kind of life it is.
Eating sweet and plenty grapes,
Bonin' down on a bitch.
Praying to the Gods,
In the sluaghterhouse of Athens.
If mom saw you smoking pot,
She'd throw you to the lions... Nero!
Die... You've got it!
