[Intro]
Yo, this is C-Strong
Droppin' away now
C-Strong in the house!
[Chorus]
Hot dogs are awesome
Hamburgers are too
They both go good with french fries,
That is so true
Frankfurters and hamburgers
Are so very awesome
But however they do not come
From a possum
[Verse 1]
"Perro caliente"
Is Spanish for a hot dog
But a hot dog doesn't come
From an actual dog
The actual term is "frankfurter"
After a German town
They called the little sausages "dogs"
So the name came down
Literal translation of
"Perro caliente" is "dog hot"
And completos cost a dollar
Completos they are not
Whoever came up with the word
"Completos" is on YouTube
It's a man with the boy's voices
And he'll squeeze the blue tube
To pull toothpaste
And wash the kid's voice out
So he'll grow up and sound like a guy
But that's his choice, scout
[Pre-Chorus 1]
'Cause hot dogs are awesome
And C-Strong is as well
So put them on the barbecue
And do enjoy the smell
[Chorus]
Hot dogs are awesome
Hamburgers are too
They both go good with french fries,
That is so true
Frankfurters and hamburgers
Are so very awesome
But however they do not
Come from a possum
[Verse 2]
Why do they call it a hamburger?
It doesn't have any ham
All they have for meat
Comes from an animal that's not a ram
It may be a cow meat
But it comes from another German town
It comes in a sandwich
Not like the witches wearing a crown
You can have some vegetables
On your burger in a dish, and
Lettuce and tomatoes and onions are good
But there is no competition
Unless you're eating fast food
Like McDonald's or Burger King
And then they will compete with each other
Because that is their thing
Burgers are so very awesome
With their juicy meat
They will be cooked on a barbecue
Which makes it taste delete
[Pre-Chorus 2]
'Cause Hamburgers are awesome
And C-Strong is as well
So cook them on the barbecue
And do enjoy the smell
[Chorus]
Hot dogs are awesome
Hamburgers are too
They both go good with french fries,
That is so true
Frankfurters and hamburgers
Are so very awesome
But however they do not
Come from a possum
[Verse 3]
This verse is off topic
But what is a buffalo wing?
Buffaloes don't have wings
That really isn't their thing
Buffalo wings come from another city
But in the States
The town is in New York
And they rack up the plates
With chicken wings that taste very spicier than salsa galore
One bite and you'll definitely be craving for more
So buffaloes may not have wings
But chickens really do
So that's the term: buffalo wings
It's technically true
Buffaloes may be buff
But buffalo wings taste buff
If you taste a buffalo wing
It may be very tough
[Pre-Chorus 3]
'Cause buffalo wings are awesome
And C-Strong is as well
Throw them in the conventional oven
And do enjoy the smell
[Chorus]
Hot dogs are awesome
Hamburgers are too
They both go good with french fries,
That is so true
Frankfurters and hamburgers
Are so very awesome
But however they do not
Come from a possum
[Outro]
Yo, yeah
C-Strong in the house!
Yeah
This is a rap, about food
*Chuckle*