Natural Born Loser Lyrics

I guess I was born with bad luck
Never heard a good luck call
And if it wasn't for bad luck
I wouldn't have any luck at all.

Everybody's luck keeps changing
But my luck stays the same
I call and nobody listens
And no one remembers my name.

I'm a natural loser, loser
Walkin' down the loser's trail
I'm a natural loser, loser
All I'll ever do is fail.

Well, I drove over to Las Vegas
In my nine thousand dollar Cadillac
And before I could say Jack Robinson
I was a walkin' back.

And now it seemed boat sold for a nickel
It stayed on sail for a week
I'd have to run up and down the faint
Yellin' gee-whiz ain't that cheek.

I'm a natural loser, loser
Walkin' down the loser's trail
I'm a natural loser, loser
All I'll ever do is fail.

Walkin' down the loser's trail
All I'll ever do is fail...