Don't want to be alone today
'cause I want you more than words can say.
The perfect girl, you've got to be out there,
The one who won't really even care.
If I get drunk and piss on myself
And every day I smoke a pack of cigarettes,
And I have this dream involving my guitar
And frequently take trips to the nudey bar.
But I, promise to always be true
And I would never cheat on you.
I want to be the one who takes care of you
When you're feelin blue... The perfect girl!
Give me the chance, I swear I'll make it right.
When you leave I'll kiss you good night.
The perfect girl, you know we'll never fight,
Because you think it is alright
If I get drunk and piss on myself
And every day smoke a pack of cigarettes,
And have this dream involving my guitar
And frequently take trips to the nudey bar.
