Santa's helpers in the mall - new graffiti on the wall
We're victimized by urban sprawl
It's Christmas in la
See the mansions of the stars - valet elves are parking cars
Reindeer strippers in the bars
It's Christmas in la
I dream of trees and ornaments
And a crackling yule log
The lights are twinkling cause they're shining through a killer smog
Those who can have hit the slopes - after office party gropes
Leaving us with only hopes
It's Christmas in la
Padding out expense accounts - silicone with extra bounce
Buy a pound and get an ounce
It's Christmas in la
When I fly down from San Francisco
I hear music in the air
A million car alarms are _caroling_ - no one seems to care
Take this with a grain of salt - they've un-frozen Uncle Walt
Don't know if it's Goofy's fault
It's Christmas in la
Snowballs made of styrofoam - plastic trees in every home
All the kids are home alone
It's Christmas in la