Wishes in the world are what everyone would wish for
And then imagine what would happen if we got just that
Would we waste it? (yeah)
Would we taste it? (erm, it depends)
Would I be racist (I don't know)
We'd be happy that's for sure (hell yeah)
What if we had one billion pounds
Would we be up or would we be down
Would we be happy? for a while we would
And then we would lose it like we never understood
What if we saw spiderman 2 before it got to the theatre
And then we saw she saw it? we hate her
She was lying on my dinnerplate? we ate her
And she wore disgusting clothes? State o' her
Let's dispose of this horrendous alligator
Do we have one billion pounds
No I suppose we don't
Would we like it? (no i'd hate to have loads of
Money and be rich...dufus)
And if we caught the Bitch smoking up some heroin
We'd get rid of the shit and tie her up til dawn
(aw, don't be so harsh)
What if we had one billion pounds
Would we be up or would we be down
Would we be happy for a while we would
And then we would lose it like we never understood