Don't make me laugh!
(Ha ha ha ha!)
Don't make me laugh!
(Ha ha ha ha!)
My funny friend, don't make me bend in half!
Don't be a card, babe
Don't mess with Drake,
Don't make me laugh so hard that you begin to ache!
Don't make me laugh!
(Ha ha ha ha!)
Or pull my leg!
(Ha ha ha ha!)
May I suggest you would do your best to beg!
If you say "No", miss,
If you refuse,
This is your notice that I refuse to lose
Say yes my love and stick with a winner
Believe me: that would be wiser
Say, "No", poor dove, and your a shark's dinner
And Hubie's the appetizer.
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha!)
(He he he he he he!)
[Get the picture?]
Don't make me laugh, ha ha ha ha!
Or slap my knee, ha ha ha ha!
I'm no hyena,
So Marina,
What'll it be?
Right this way to the Drake Estate, or write your epitaph?
You choose your fate
Don't make me wait.
And baby... don't make me laugh!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!