Me And My Black Metal Friends Lyrics

In the mountains of Norway where the weather is cold
There's not much to do except kill each other and play guitars in the snow
Corpse paint is a scary name for makeup it's what they wear
They resemble ink and dagger if ink and dagger had long hair
They're pretty evil and they do not like god
I don't care if they burn down churches
But they'd better not fucking touch a synagogue

I befriended them
Bye bye mom it's now me and my black metal friends
I befriended them
Bye bye franklin it's now me and my black metal friends

They have names like Igor Meldorf and Tor
But then again it's not exactly like Living Color
I kinda hope they move here so I don't have to pay import prices
But I kinda fear them being near me
Because they're not nice

I befriended them
Bye bye mom it's now me and my black metal friends
I befriended them
Bye bye franklin it's now me and my black metal friends

Come on Eileen
Come on Eileen
Come on Eileen
Come on Eileen