It all started that one day
When I had nothing more to say to you
So I ran the other way.
Love is for morons.
But, who's this fucking idiot that I see
Staring right back at me???
Will someone tell me
What's right or wrong anymore?
'Cause everywhere I go
I wonder what I'm searching for.
I think of all the times
I've thought of you and masturbated.
All this pre-teen shit has got me so
Don't turn around
'Cause there's nothing more for you back
I'd send a postcard,
But it'd say how much that I don't care.
I'm goin' east to say the least
To see The Queers, how true.
I'll be at the Neilhouse
But I'll be without you!
Don't try to tell me you can't have any fun.
You played me for a fucking fool
But now you get to be one, don't go.