Had myself a job
But it sounded like work
So I called the old boss
A bloody Jerk
Now my cars broke down
And it's out of gas
So I forced out my old Lady
Made her work off her ass
Cause I'm Too Lazy, Lazy
Too Lazy now
Too Lazy Lazy
Too Lazy
The Landlord came
To collect the rent
I Had no cash
So I told him "get bent"
Told me I had to to move
I could not stay
Have nowhere to live
Cause I have no pay
Cause I'm Too Lazy, Lazy
Too Lazy now
Too Lazy Lazy
Too Lazy
Now I'm out on the street
Oh what a life
Don't have much
Not even my wife
And my cars broke down
And it's out of gas
But I'm still too lazy
Just sit on my ass
Cause I'm Too Lazy, Lazy
Too Lazy now
Too Lazy Lazy
Too Lazy
Cause I'm Too Lazy, Lazy
Too Lazy now
Too Lazy Lazy
Too Lazy