[Verse 1]
My feet are wet and soggy
I am on my way home
My toes are bruised and blistered
Like that time I walked on my toes
[Verse 2]
My feet were crunched inside a wooden shoe
Ballerina girl, you better not choose
To hang around the boys after school
Go and do your turns like a good girl
[Verse 3]
My thumb is other people
It's different lookin' than my toe
My hands are better functioned
They can do more than just say no
[Verse 4]
Dancer girl lay off the chips you fool
No one wants a tubby girl in a tutu
All the other dancers are gettin’ moved up
Go on and work on your stretches mama’
My feet are wet and soggy
Useless on the way home
