I see a college town,
No hotels, no dressing gowns
Bow down to C-birds crossing,
I see a money tree,
Fairy tales and killer bees,
Bow down to C-birds crossing, baby,
(inaudible tribal chanting)
Another jew in the captain's tower,
Make that a shock,
From his wicked taser gun,
You make it all too fun
(inaudible tribal chanting over and over)