When she stopped talking to me
I knew that she would create a problem
After five seconds flat, she came at me just like a goblin
Months passed and things calmed down
So me and her went on a play date
I said "You're a walking cliche"
But she said "It's just you and me, babe"
Okay
So it's just us walking through town
And we go in the liquor store
Buying two beers, spying a cat in the window of the bar next door
Then she was cursing at me, and pointing to the witch's cauldron
Grabbed me, she got in my face, and then she punched me just like a goblin
