I think she's really neat
Her house is made of sweets
She's got a lovely face
She's really ace
Her magic ways have had me blinded for days
She wears fantastic belts
When she gets wet she melts
I want our love to grow
Deep down I know that no means no
But I'm not ready to go
She gets me down cause she won't drown
Because she's a witch, she's a witch
She's a wonderful witch
And she makes my heart glitch
And there has never been a time I felt so fine
But she'll never be mine
She's a witch, she's a witch
She's so good at quidditch
But she switches my switch
And I am filled with such intrigue that I'm fatigued
That girl is out of my league
She's beautiful as well
She put me under her spell
I put her under my house
You'll find her hard to meet and greet
Unless you speak to her feet
And she's so cute I could die
She trained her monkeys to fly
I probably should have tried to find the time
To ask her why she trained her monkeys to fly
Yet I believe we're meant to be
I'm for her and she's for me
I ask myself why I won't learn
I feel there's sparks but she won't burn
Because she's a witch, she's a witch
She's a wonderful witch
And she makes my heart glitch
And there has never been a time I felt so fine
But she'll never be mine
She's a witch, she's a witch
She's so good at quidditch
But she switches my switch
And I am filled with such intrigue that I'm fatigued
That girl is out of my league
She's in league with satan!