And youre feelin that wild turkeys bite
Dont give johnny walker a ride
Cause jack black is right by your side
You might get taken to the jailhouse and find
Youve been arrested for driving while blind
Now just the other night with nothin to do
We broke a case of proof 102
And started itchin for that wonderful feel
Of rollin in an automobile
You could say we was out of our mind
And let me tell you we were flyin while blind
Then they had us up against the wall
Hey its only blood grain alcohol
And there aint no cause for alarm
We aint out to do nobody no harm
How could anyone be so unkind
To arrest a man for drivin while blind