- wed like to welcome you here to the dakota country and western club And in return for miss yoko onos wonderful gift of a very strange... Id like, this morning, to sing you a little ditty that occured to me in the throes of my sleep Its called life begins at 40
They say life begins at forty, Age is just a state of mind. If all that's true, You know, that I've been dead for thirty-nine.
And if life begins at forty, Well, I hope it aint the same Its been tough enough without that stuff I don't wanna to be born again.
Well, I tried to sweep the slate clean With a new broom evry day If that don't work, Ill jerk around until my next birtday
Yeah, life begins at forty, Age is just a state of mind. Well, if all that's true You know that I've been dead for thirty-nine.