[Verse 1]
Feeling like a testicle, I'm loving life like a prostitute
Incredible world egoistical, I'm ready now for f**k's sake
Looking for some kind of wondeful, insanity's pissing on my doom
I work like a pig but I'm not cool, what the hell do I look for?
A sworm of mosquitos follow me, malaria is what they give to me
It's some kind of monster onto me and pathetic bitches smiling
A bunch of green aliens raping me and no damn Men In Black is saving me
I'm living in district six-six-six and this middle finger's for you
[Chorus]
Tell me I'm a lover spreading the word of funk
Tell me I'm a glove tidying up your nasal discharge
Give me toilet paper to clean up also your mouth
Shock me if you are Golion – Yattafunk
[Verse 2]
Criminal goats steal all my food, shut the f**k up, they look like you
German shepherds gather the herd and I step on their shit, yeah
Living on my own I'll do nothing, living like a beggar's killing me
Jay & Silent Bob my conselors with Superman and Flash Gordon
Someone tells I'm a wannabe but Battlestar Galactica's in my dreams
I'm planning to move to Mercury when pugs f**king dare too
Every time I move I feel like Django, every time I see you I hear some mambo
Everyone I meet says world is cruel but I'm in Streets Of Rage 2
[Chorus]
Tell me I'm a lover spreading the word of funk
Tell me I'm a glove tidying up your nasal discharge
Give me toilet paper to clean up also your mouth
Shock me if you are Golion – Yattafunk (x2)