You thought I was confused. I thought it was strange that you had it all figured out. You had it all wrong. I’ve been putting you off for months now. Your letter I never replied to, you raise the alarm. You call the police. I’ve been the supporting role, it’s clear. But now I’m stealing scenes and spilling beer. It’s just one less Christmas card this year. I fold my newspaper in half. It’s better left unread I say, the propagandists hard at play. I don’t think it’s sad, I don’t think it’s anything that I promised to and I never do. I’ve been the supporting role, it’s clear. But now I’m stealing scenes and spilling beer. It’s one less Christmas card I’ll toss this year. One less Christmas card this year. So a Merry Goodbye from me to you. And a Happy Cram It the whole year through. If I ever walk away, will you take me by the hair and remember I said I loved you once?