I did something bad
I got in a fight
About drugs
Kicked him in the neck

I am Helsabot
I am all you're not
But you wish you were

I am working hard
Don't you laugh at me
I am Helsabot
Alcohol fueled robot

I take off my clothes
Then I say to Joe
"Do your pants ever just fall off?"
A menage e trois fine

I am Helsabot
I am all you're not
But you wish you were

I am working hard
Don't you laugh at me
I am Helsabot
Alcohol fueled robot