(Uncle Ernie:) Good morning campers!
I'm your Uncle Ernie,
And I welcome you to Tommy's Holiday Camp!
The camp with a differance
Never mind the weather
When you come to Tommy's,
The holiday's forever!

The camp with a differance
Never mind the weather
When you come to Tommy's,
The holiday's forever!

Welcome!!
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