Look看看
If you had如果你
One shot一枪
To sit on your lazy butt你屁股坐在懒惰
And watch all the TV you ever wanted看电视你想要的一切
Until your brain turned to mush直到你的脑回糊状
Would you go for it你念什么
Or just let it slip?还是让它滑?
Yo青
Remote is ready远程准备
Eyes wide, palms are sweaty眼睛说瞎话,手掌都淋漓
There's Flintstone's on the TV already有flintstone的电视台就已经
Wilma N' Bettywilma氮'拜年
No virgin to channel surfin没有处女渠道surfin
And I'm HD ready我愿与房署
So I flip, garbage is all I'm getting所以我挑,我是越来越垃圾
There's Simon Cowell还有西蒙cowell
Who folks wanna disembowel乡亲万人disembowel
He opens his mouth, always says something foul他张口,都是说些秽
They're dying, Wow!他们临终,嗬!
Wannabe's are crying now明日之星的哭现在
He votes them out他出来票
Time to throw in the towel时间投入手巾
Show's based on reality女声基于现实
Oh the humanity!哦人性!
Oh!哦! Ozzy's family!奥兹的家人!
Sho' loves profanity!郑硕'爱亵渎!
Whoa!算! The insanity!疯狂!
Oh!哦! Dogs that crap and pee说废话、狗尿
Home of depravity?家园沉沦?
No!不! They live happily他们活得快乐
Yo!哟! Plus "The Ali G Show"加上"阿里政秀"
And "Celebrity Mole""名人鼹鼠"
Oh there's Anna Nicole哦还有安娜尼科尔
She's scaring me她吓唬我
"Look ma, no cavities!""看马,没有蛀牙"!
Oh!哦! It's a station break它打破了车站
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something外出更好一些厨房和微波
"You're gonna lose your mind watchin TV""你丢第二天watchin电视台记"
They told me, they'd scold me他们告诉我,他们骂我就好
But I still tune in every show (show)但我仍然能收听每展览(展示)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV Land and HBO我国有线电视得到三跨度、电视台和电影院的土地
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)旅游频道愉、寿命(青)
"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV""你丢心拢watchin'电视"
They told me, cajoled me他们告诉我,我哄骗
"Turn off those music videos!""关掉那些音乐录影带"! (no!)(!)
I'm gonna watch C-SPAN TV Land and HBO第二天我看三跨地电视台电影院
The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)历史频道qvc、终身(青)
"You're Gonna...""你相聚::"
My butt is aching我的屁股是胸痛
As I watch NASCAR racing我看nascar赛车
That show about undertaking显示大约事业
Larry King to "24" to "Law and Order"拉里以"24"为"社会治安"
The Weather Channel's boring like 60 Minutes天气频道的沉闷一样60分钟
Ancient reporters next up on "E True Hollywood Story"古记下了对"电子真实故事好莱坞"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey兴衰12名演员Corey先生
Shows for next fall, they've already been naming显示明年秋天,他们已被命名
"CSI: Boise", and "Touched By An Uncle", both sound prettying lame, man"倡议:博伊西"、"感动了叔叔",声音prettying跛脚、男子
so does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"那么,"大家容忍锺"
and "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute"国王皇后"弃鲨第一分钟
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it.我不相信它不是理查德西蒙斯.
I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenaged Daughter"我会在适当地"8规则简单,我十几岁的女儿约会"
Then I bet I'll watch "The Bachelorette"那我打赌我以后观看"未婚"
Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"其次是"欢迎回来,kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go "Mahna Mahna""木偶戏"何处去"mahnamahna"
"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV""你看电视到第二天丢"
They told me, they'd scold me他们告诉我,他们骂我就好
But I still tune in every show (show)但我仍然能收听每展览(展示)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV Land and HBO我国有线电视得到三跨度、电视台和电影院的土地
The Disney Channel, and A&E and Lifetime迪士尼频道、急症、终身
"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV""你看电视到第二天丢"
They told me, cajoled me他们告诉我,我哄骗
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)但我依然爱丽莎kudrow(溺)
I'm lookin' at C-SPAN, TV Land and HBO我lookin'三跨度、电视台和电影院的土地
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)不羁的电视频道和法院、终身(青)
Never missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost in Space"从不错过"夺得地方"或"迷失在太空"
I've seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without a Trace"我看到每一个"了不起竞赛"和"无踪"
But I only watched "Will and Grace" one time one day但我只能看着"惠"一时间一天
Wished I hadn't cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay我不希望我的同志认为,现在事业tivo
Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half hour哦,"恐惧因素"也许我观看了半个小时
After that felt like I needed a long shower之后感觉好像我需要一个长期淋浴
Network execs with naked ambition网络execs与野心赤裸
"Next week on FOX - watch lions eat Christians!""下星期狐-观看狮子吃基督徒"!
Like to tie up those programming planners喜欢这些节目策划绑
Make'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners"make'em收看到6月全部笑头就像爆炸"扫描"
Leech-covered grub-eating fools on "Survivor"水蛭复盖蝤吃阿斗"幸存者"
Look, there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider你看,还有詹姆斯先生lipton讨论oeuvre.]最后抢施耐德
And there's Gilligan and SpongeBob, plus there's MacGyver里面的吉利恩和spongebob,再加上macgyver
And Jay Leno has got Madonna and hey, there's Luke Perry玛丹娜与纱罗及胡乱取得嘿,还有卢克佩里
And a special all pig-latin episode of "Drew Carey"一个特别猪-拉丁插曲"提请凯里"
Wanna turn on ET cause I'm a gossip freak万亮内皮事业我是一个怪物小道消息
And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this weekgottaj.我知道谁是老marryin'本周
A 30 second spot, then we come back to "Are You Hot?"30第二点,那么我们回来:"你热"?
I was planning on recording "The Sopranos".我是策划录制"女高音". I forgot!我忘记!
I love shows with or without a plot我爱载或无阴谋
I stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot我呆呆地笑,腿麻木,眼睛血丝
Because I only have got只因为我有
one brain to rot其中脑腐烂
I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot第二天我花了不少看电视生涯
"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV""你看电视到第二天丢"
They told me, they'd scold me他们告诉我,他们骂我就好
But I still tune into every show (show)但我仍调为每表演(表演)
My cable's gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO我国有线电视得到三跨度、电视台-土地、电影院
The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo!)<科幻频道和资产管理、终身(哟!)
"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV""你看电视到第二天丢"
They told me, cajoled me,他们告诉我,一再鼓励我,
"Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show!""关掉,oprahwinfrey表演"! (no!)(!)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV Land and HBO我那对三跨度、电视台和电影院的土地
The Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo!)频道和MTV、终身学习的(哟!)
You can watch anything you want to, man.你可以看你想要什么,男子.