[parody of "Desperado" by The Eagles]
What makes you think you're so holy?
You're gonna be guacamole before too long.
Oh, you're a green one,
You know that you're out of season.
You'd better let somebody eat you,
Let somebody eat you.
Ya better let somebody eat you
Before it's too late.
1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado Lyrics