Yo kangol (Yeah what's up girl) I'm the real roxanne and I'll rock your world (But you're all stuck up) Well you say that Cause I wouldn't give a guy like you no rap?
I was walking down the street in the afternoon I gave you a smile so you assume That if you said hello I would be flattered But I kept on walking and your ego was shattered
I'm roxanne, the lady devastator I'll make you feel hotter than it is in grenada The are-o-x-a-n-n-e Roxanne is who I be
And kangol kid ya might be cute But you aint gettin this cause your much too... ? You wear that samurai sword on the side I told all my friends and we all just died I laughed so hard that my face turned blue Why be a M. C. You should learn how to kung foo.
And by the way if I'm such a crab Why all your girls look like scabs First you call me a peach The doctor wants to take me to the beach I got a little rhyme for ya each I've seen your girls they both need a leash Such bow wow babies I think they got rabies You think you're touching me boy you must be crazy You got your nerve to wanna be my man They call me the real roxanne
Now educated rapper I'm gonna give you a fit Cause when you tried to talk to me you was full of s**t You see the truth and the fact is that I don't need you Your I. Q. Is really one point two
I don't like your rap cause your rap is dead Educated rapper no sense in your head So when you met me I paid you no mind Dictionary breath you're one of a kind You said your name was gary Didn't choose to call you barry Didn't care if your name was mother madda harry I choose to call you sonny because you have a tummy My fathers not a fairy you're the one who walks so funny You're nose is always runny You look like bugs bunny All your raps are old ancient as a mummy Your house is so scummy Your clothes are so bummy But now with your hit record all I want is your money Educated rapper you aint nothing but a dummy You try to be chummy or you plays gin rummy I bet makin love to you must really be crummy You say it's customary to give your commentary I say it's crap you're full of strawberries.
Your rap is so weak and your face is so scary You always find a rap like yours in any cemetary So do you know you didn't even pass All you recieved was a kick in the a** That's what you get cause I've had enough Aint that right mix master ice cream puff
When I heard this record I said who's the producers A group named full force a bunch of losers They're a singin group so how should they know Putting out records with utfo I'm what's happening I know that's a fact So utfo... What's that?
Since I'm the new girl around the block The kangol kid and especially doc Would like to sleep with me if he can But you're just a boy you're not even a man The girls know your name, it's getting around Doctor Ice you're the laugh of the town You tried to throw a game But it wasn't working out You lied about the beach You took me to your house I said me the rox, give up the box So you could brag about it for the next 6 blocks? Shee you must be crazy, you're goin to fast Doctor I don't know where your hands been last You can't fool me cause I'll be mean You're a hood, a crook, a liar, a thief I know how you operate from the start You like to breakdance and you like to break hearts So listen up cause I don't say this everyday Ho girl... ? The only operating that you do Is ripping off cars in a minute or two You stole every last cadillac Sold it back and kept the hubcaps
You are the one you thought you had me roped But you hung yourself with your own stethoscope You said "oooh" now what the hell was that Your voice ran high now it sounds real whacked You call me at 9 to arrange a date I said meet me at the beach and don't be late (So did you meet him at the beach?) Hells no, in the middle of december when it's 20 below I'm the real...
Wheres the beat you guys can't deal it I need a man who can make me feel it