Spread eagled illegally
An angel as bored as me,
Should I cream and pretend
I don't know about the world?
Well well well well well.
You had Phil in my father's shed
And Joe made a lovely bed,
Drag them on and off and on
Summersaulted, autumn tumbled,
Feathers tickled memories
Remember Phil?
I knew Phil well
Should I embrace you
Or embalm you?
You're so lackadaisical,
Upsadaisy girl
Beauty is sin deep
And when you scratch me,
It shows you remember Joe.
I knew Joe well.
The pirate in me turned a blind eye.
So come aboard, I'm going to explore
Murphy's law and the rules of Columbus.
He got it wrong, got blown off course,
Navigated us in knots (of course)
So come aboard,
Let's sing a lament -
The world isn't round
It's twisted and bent
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