The grub was vile, we couldn't crack a smile
We paid twenty smackers just to sail up the nile
It cos ten quid..
To get stuck inside A pppppyramid.
I'd rather be in Hawaii, cleethorpes or southend
You won't catch us on the Egypt bus again again again.
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The... Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
They do not care on egypt air
Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
In cai I I I ro
The Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
You will get ripped off in egypt oh!
The hotel room filled us with gloom
We should O' spent the night in A mummy's tomb
A camel ride...
Another ten smackers and A numb backside.
I'd rather be...
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[Guitar Bit]...
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