Here I lie in stinky vapor
Becuz some bastard stole the toilet paper
Shall I lie or shall I linger
Or shall I be forced to use my finger
Here I sit, broken hearted
Tried to sit, but only farted
Here I sit, what a caper
I have to shit, but I'm out of paper
You're lucky, you had your chance
I tried to fart, and shit my pants!
Some come here to take a shit
I came here to leave one
Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
But I come here to scratch my ballz
And read the bullshyt on the walls
Here I sit, I'm at a loss
Trying to shyt out taco sauce
When it comes I hope and pray
I don't blow my ass away...