If I live forever I will not forget The man who hated freckles that I met He was absolute about it and his hate intensified He said I hate them folks with freckles on their eyes.
I can't stand them folks with freckles he would say They're tearing down the good old USA I've never met a one who couldn't dance And they'll steal your watermelons if they ever get a chance.
Oh, he hated every freckle that he saw He said they should be shot down by the law They oughta send them all back where they're from And he said would you let your daughter marry one.
He said I hate them folks with freckles in my sleep They're on welfare and their houses ain't too neat They moved in near some fair complected friends And them freckled folks are running down the neighborhood we're in.
Well, he'd see a kid with freckles and he cuss Said because of them my children have the bus We wouldn't have the trouble we have seen If it wasn't for that Martin Luther Queen.
But the man who hated freckles had some friends And they organized a band of freckle's clan The man who hated freckles may be sick But as far as I'm concerned he was a stupid son of a...