F**k the m**********are, f**k the m**********are
F**k the m**********are, he's a f*****g m**********are
F**k the m**********are, f**k the m**********are
F**k the m**********are he's a total m**********are
F**k the m**********are, f**k the m**********are
F**k the m**********are, f**k him, f**k the m**********are
F**k the m**********are, f**k the motherfucking Pope

F**k the m**********are, f**k the m**********are
F**k the m**********are, he's a f*****g m**********are
F**k the m**********are, f**k the m**********are
F**k the m**********are he's a total m**********are
F**k the m**********are, f**k the m**********are
F**k the m**********are, f**k him, f**k the m**********are
F**k the m**********are, f**k the motherfucking Pope

F**k the m**********are, and f**k you m**********are
If you think that m**********are is sacred
If you cover for another m**********are who's a kiddy-f****are
F**k you, you're no better than the motherfucking rapist
And if you don't like the swearing that this m**********are forced from me
And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity
Then f**k you, m**********are, this is language one employs
When one is f*****g pissed about motherfuckers f*****g boys.

And I don't give a f**k if calling the Pope a m**********are
Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate
This has nowt to do with other f*****g godly motherfuckers
I'm not interested right now in theological debate
There are other f*****g songs and there are other f*****g ways
I'll be a religious apologist on other f*****g days
But the fact remains if you protect a single kiddy f****are
Then Pope or Prince or Plumber, you're a f*****g m**********are

And I don't give a f**k what any other m**********are
Believes about Jesus and his motherfucking mother
I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of other fuckers
While those beliefs don't impact on the happiness of others
But if you build your church on claims of f*****g moral authority
And with threats of hell impose it on others in society
Then you, you motherfuckers, can expect some f*****g wrath
When it turns out you've been f*****g us in our motherfucking asses
Our motherfucking asses

So f**k the m**********are, and f**k you, m**********are
If you're still a motherfucking papist.
If he covered for a single m**********are who's a kiddy-f****are,
F**k him, he's as evil as the motherfucking rapist
And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me true
If this motherfucking stupid f*****g song offended you
With it's filthy f*****g language and it's f*****g direspect
If it made you feel angry, go ahead and write a letter
But if you find me more offensive than the possibility
The Pope protected priests when they were getting f*****g fiddly
Then listen to me m**********are - this here is a fact
You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking
Power-hungry, self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid f*****g hat
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The Pope Song Lyrics

Tim Minchin – The Pope Song Lyrics