I got an apartment,
I think you know.
But the rent was just to high to pay,
So I got a room mate,
I didn't know,
And he moved his stuff in yesterday,
When he walked in,
Oooh,
He said to me,
My name's Bob
And I'm a slob
And I just thought I'd let you know
I don't shave,
And I don't bathe
And I love to nibble on my toes,
I gotta be honest,
I think you know.
But his odor was one you can't ignore,
So I tried to take it,
Oooh,
Then my sister knocked upon the door,
When she walked in,
Oooh,
Bob stuck out his hand,
And said,
My name's Bob,
And I'm a slob,
And I just thought you wouldn't care,
I don't shave,
And I don't bathe,
And I don't change my underwear,
Well my sister freaked out,
I think you know,
She went out the door and ran away,
So I called my buddies,
Oooh,
To teach him a lesson yesterday,
Never again,
Oooh,
Won't happen again,
I said, hey Bob
You freaky slob,
And my friends pin you to the ground,
And I just said that you,
Reek bad,
And I just thought I'd hold you down,
You're a slob,
Oh and I am not,
I just thought I'd let you know,
You're a slob,
Oh and I am not,
I just thought that you should gooo