If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy
Id burn all the uniforms
Id burn all the ask me buttons
Id burn all the intercoms
Id burn all the time clock cards
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy
Id steal somebodys cadillac
Id steal anything I lack
Id steal all the microphones
From all the masters of ceremony
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy
Id ask you, if you don't mind,
To kiss you a hundred times
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy