Make it like that famous country singer Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer Clean me up but let me keep my edge, In the day I like to keep it dignified But at night you know I got another side And I don't give a damn, cause I am what I am Even if it's really really bad
[Chorus] I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you You can drive to Riverside and get one too And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do
Go ahead and buzz it 'round the ears I've been growin' that one braid back there for years I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche The front may conform to society But the back says I have personality Even if it's really really, even if it's really really bad
Make it short in front and long in back! (say 10 x)
If the top's not short enough that it stands up I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail Now fix my kid so he looks just like me, Some matching crazy pants are all we need Some may call it child abuse I just call it bonding with you Dad.
I've got a Norco Neck warmer yes i do They're giving 'em to anyone and that means you You can drive to Norco and get one too And then you'll have a Norco Neckwarmer like i do
I've got hockey hair yes i do They're givin' 'em to anyone and that means you You can drive to Canada and get one too And then you'll have hockey hair like i do.