Caught the train from Warrabrook
All the way into Hornsby.
But somehow we got stuck
Next to a fat spastic old lady.
She had a stereo
And a granny pram.
A big fat ugly gut
And a pink bum-bag.
Yeah - Yeah!
All stations to Central.
She's been here since Newcastle.
And the Knights are gunna win the comp'
Yeah. Yeah.
Old Woman on a train.
She had some Choc-Wheaton's
Some plastic tupperware.
She hated all Asians
Cause "they're not from round here"
Yeah - Yeah!
All stations to Central.
She's been here since Newcastle.
And the Knights are gunna win the comp'
Yeah. Yeah.
Old Woman on a train.
All stations to Central.
She's been here since Newcastle.
And the Knights are gunna win the comp'
Yeah. Yeah.
Old Woman on a train.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Old Woman on a train.
Yeah. Yeah.
Old Woman on a train.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Old Woman on a train.