I was walking down the street
Just the other day
When a guy walked up and said Hi
Hi
He was asking for donations
For some religous shit
And I turned and asked him why
He said "If you buy this book from me,
I'll give you eternal life
Something which you won't forget"
I said "Listen mister
I've got my own four rules,
There's lots of life left in me yet"

I take drugs (drugs)
I like s** (sex)
I like looking at dirty pictures
I like lying in bed with fess

He then became persistent
So I turned around
And glared at that man goodbye
Bye bye
You see I'm not the violent type
But this guy he's just oblivious in my eyes
I then became objective
I said c'mon man don't give that full of shit
Shit
I said "Listen mister
I've got my own four rules,
There's lots of life left in me yet"

I take drugs (drugs)
I like s** (sex)
I like looking at dirty pictures
I like lying in bed with fess

I take drugs (drugs)
I like s** (sex)
I like looking at dirty pictures
I like lying in bed with fess

Drugs (drugs) and s** (sex)
Dirty pictures
And fess

Drugs and s**
Woohooo
Dirty pictures
I like lying in bed with fess
Listen to me
You gotta believe when
I talk about my drugs buddy
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