You think you're pretty and ya, you think you're smart
That's two things you got wrong and that's just the start
Where d'ya get that notion that you control my heart
Silly little scrubber silly little tart
You mean nothing to me I'm just playing around
Silly little scrubber
I give you money and I buy you things
Satin dresses and golden rings
You know what I want in return for those things
So get upstairs when your doorbell rings
I'm coming round for the thing that's mine
And you better show me a good time
You make it so easy to be cruel
And to be greedy and not to care at all
You won't claim no respect
So what do you expect
Now that it's time to crawl
You only get what you deserve
And there's plenty more in reserve
So please don't be sad, I'm picking up the tab
And ain't it just the best time that a girl ever had