(Tech n9ne Talking) Yo Turn this shit up a little bit Juan So these motherfuckers can feel what I'm saying Yea, like that
(Monstah!) (Repeat 6 times)
[Tech N9ne] When I was 5 years old I relized there was a road At the end, will I get Pots of gold Kidergarden teacher knew I was impossible Gots to grow dick quick To cock the hoe Evil breed We smoke weed without seeds Do dirty deeds Beat foul fiends What the need Walk around with a switch blade In 6th grade You'll get a blade If you display you a bitch Or Mitch Bade Have you ever Sold a preacher Crack on sunday Fucked your teacher? 7th grader Under bleachers Loosing data Smokin reefer Hostla migo, hostla laygo Santa Fe hoes After I pop, I stop and lay low Damn clown from kan town Many man found Theres a monster breeding Nigga stand down!
[Chorus] If you wanna act like me (Monstah) You gotta pop a gat like me (Monstah) Makin niggaz skat like me (Monstah) Dumpin hella crack like me (Monstah) You can always act like me (Monstah) But you gotta be black like me (Monstah) Keep huddled to your gat tightly (Monstah) Cuzz he just might be (Monstah!)
(Tech n9ne) Verse 2: It must be in my blood It must be in my soul Im musty in the mud Im dusty in my clothes Dont trust me ima scrub Dont fuck with me I'm cold Im quick to hold a grude Dont touch me, I might explode Im made for wrong I spent too many days alone Blaze the bong Too many survalance homes And niggaz shittya Hit me ya Bitch I'm aa into ya Ass, just pass But leave the clamitiea
[Don Juan] What kinda nigga take X But never heard of safe sex What kinda nigga never think of learnin Make his momma suck dick while he burnin
[Verse 3: Tech N9ne] Who dat nigga drinkin liquar While Slim Shady bumpin Who shot dem niggaz down On land and 80 somethin, (TECH N9NE!) Them drug dealers, who think they know where evil lurks now Whos that commiting sexual acts on church ground?
[Verse 4: Tech N9ne] Momma never knew wassup She never knew id turn beast When I grew up She never thought that id go nuts I hang with niggaz from the hood Who still dont give a fuck Im a creature from the black platoon Pass the shroom Blast to the moon WIth half the room Still everyone knows I been a bad boy Fuckin little orian, forrest hill cemetary The defintion of a bad boy Use to hit niggaz for runnin into us Never had joy,And I Never ever really had toys So I started playing with AK's Making hella noise Who killed fetuses Who needed this GHB to get heated Immediate We get weeded then some concieded shit Many more coming Because, Because, Because Its dark off in Kansas City The Land of Oz
[Tech N9ne Talking] Thats real Thats just a piece This is just a little piece of the story Got much much more to tell y'all!